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Natuurlijk, verschillende uitspraken zijn al heel vaak langsgekomen op het internet, maar twee ervan had ik tot op heden gemist bij Courtroom Quotes:

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Nummer twee is zo mogelijk nog wat valser:
Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

23 Comments

inge said:

LOL

jan said:

Had ooit een collega die zich van man naar vrouw liet ombouwen.
Een andere collega, die dagelijks de post ging halen op het postkantoor werd door de bestellers gek gezeurd, want die ombouw was talk of the town.
Op de zoveelste vraag van een besteller wat ze nou eigenlijk met die penis deden, antwoordde de postcollega: daar maken ze postbodes van.

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